Monday, 17 September 2007
Moving on from diet coke
guys im bored :X.. i really need to reflect on what my comments were.. i see COLD and LAME alot.
sigh
hence,
i shall step up to the plate! heeh
anyway i chanced onto this passage. which u might find helpful for ur em GP/WR/EoM/InR/AQ/english related stuffs oh yea dont read if u dont wanna waste around 2 min of ur life
>*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
>Interviewer : 'What is your birth date?'
>Muthu : '13th October.'
>Interviewer : 'Which year?'
>Muthu : 'Every year.'
>*****
>*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
>The Manager asked Muthu at an interview.... 'Can you spell a word that has
>more than 100 letters in it?' Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'
>*****
>*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
>After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like
>a foreigner?'
>Wife: 'No! Why?'
>Muthu : 'In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why.'
>Wife : ?????????
>*****
>*MUTHU & TOURIST*
>A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
>village... and Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
>*****
>*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
>Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
>and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked. Then he cut off its
>second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the
>third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered
>it to walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I
>found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
>*****
>*MUTHU & DRIVER*
>When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
>adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit
>in the back. I will drive.'
>*****
>* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
>Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then
>when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the
>manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard '*WASH
>BASIN* '
>*****
>*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
>Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's
>on fire. How will you escape?'
>Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.'
>*****
>At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? Because a lady >journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse >walked past him...and he did it!
ther eu go!
Jack
Artemis frisbee rocks!
MATH STILL SUX AS OF!__
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